The little voice in my head is telling me this beard thing has gone far enough. I think it's finally time to shave...or buy a shack in the woods and write my manifesto.
Maybe I could do something positive with this train wreck of a mug. If anyone wants to take part in a shave Locobone for charity event, you bring the razors and strippers, I'll bring the beard and a case of Boones Farm.
Together we can change the world...or at least get so drunk we think we changed the world.
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Don't shave it! You should just change it... aren't mutton chops one of the dreams men always have, anyway? Or a fu man chu. Get drunk and play, first (and take pics!)
This made me think of you: http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20080108
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