Saturday in the Falls I think it was Victoria Day

People spending, casino’s winning
This tool on the slot machine
Losing lots of cash

Clifton Hilling, Children whining
Can I kill them? No, I can’t?
I hope I hit the 6-4-9
In Canada

At Wal-mart in the Falls. I think it was Victoria Day
At Wal-mart in the Falls. I think it was Victoria Day
Loco’s bleeding, attacked by shelving
Ketchup Chips and Five Alive
I may need a tetanus shot.

Will you help me find these movies?
Can you help me? No? You can’t?
And I’ve been waiting such a long time
For Snowcake.

Ferris wheel riders. Floral clock? Not today.
I tried man, but still can’t get out to the ballet
Cover charges?
What is the cost? What is the cost???
Oh,no! No!
Getting drunk in the Falls. I think it was tasty ice wine.
Getting drunk in the Falls. I think it was tasty ice wine.

Molson Export, sipping Riesling
Alexander Keith’s is on tap
Did we even see the Falls?

Oven pizza, Timmy Hortons
Double double? Yes I did!

And I’ve been waiting such a long time .
Victoria Day!




People spending, casino’s winning
This tool on the slot machine
Losing lots of cash

Clifton Hilling, Children whining
Can I kill them? No, I can’t?I hope I hit the 6-4-9
In Canada

At Wal-mart in the Falls. I think it was Victoria Day
At Wal-mart in the Falls. I think it was Victoria Day
Loco’s bleeding, attacked by shelving
Ketchup Chips and Five Alive
I may need a tetanus shot.

Will you help me find these movies?
Can you help me? No? You can’t?
And I’ve been waiting such a long time
For Snowcake.

Ferris wheel riders. Floral clock? Not today.
I tried man, but still can’t get out to the balletCover charges?
What is the cost? What is the cost???
Oh,no! No!
Getting drunk in the Falls. I think it was tasty ice wine.
Getting drunk in the Falls. I think it was tasty ice wine.
Molson Export, sipping Riesling
Alexander Keith’s is on tap
Did we even see the Falls?
Oven pizza, Timmy Hortons
Double double? Yes I did!

And I’ve been waiting such a long time .
Victoria Day!



This weekend I went up to Canada (If you didn't pick up on that you get a D for reading comprehension) with some friends and had a spectacular time doing Niagara Falls-ie things. I wanted to blog about it and thought I'd take a different approach this time. If I simply blogged about driving to Canada and drinking you'd be getting the same repetitive post about every 60 days. More pics over at Flickr.



2 comments:
I don't know anyone who spends more time crafting blog posts about obscure events, much less synchronizing them to a soundtrack of implied shame. If anyone needs a Bloggy nomination next year, it's you, the honorary Canuck.
My God I hate Clifton HIll. But props for Keiths!!!!
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