When I was a kid I trusted them to provide a well-constructed entertaining toy in an environmentally safe container.
When I was a teenager I trusted them to deliver quality nutritious food prepared with the love and care at an economical price.
As an adult I trusted their highly compensated employees and eye-catching signage not to lie to me.
Lying liars lie! Grimace (if that is your real name) & Co, you're officially out of my circle of trust. Take a look at the middle square on the right (spot shadowed for your pleasure)....
Get a free Coke glass. Free! Glass! Coke! Now take a look at the middle section on the left (spot shadowed for my enragement).
It's a little tough to read, but it say "Glass NOT Included" (trust me on this one). Shame on you for playing with my retro drinkware emotions McDonalds. Brick by delicious salty brick we created a long term relationship of yumminess and thanks to your deceitful ways I'm forced to have a lustful revenge-lunch with Arby's.
Happier times with Rob, Locobone, McDonalds, & Shamrock ShakesIt's been a triple thick strawberry blast, McD, but it's probably best we parted ways now before I spilled the beans on your blatant violations of the child labor laws (sup, Fry Guys) and your overly racist Southern Style Chicken sandwich...
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McDonald's went totally downhill once Mayor McCheese went underground. I mean, who exactly is running this company now. Ronald? Bitch, please. Clowns can't be trusted. Grimace? No one with such a deep voice has ever run a Fortune 500 company.
These are dark times, indeed.
Claim to have morals now, but you know you'll be tearing up again this Christmas when McDonalds rolls out their immortal "Ronald Helps the Kid That No One Else Wants to Ice Skate With Look Like He's Brian Boitano" ad.
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